lnnea:

I’m trying to clean but he wants to come with me all the time so I put him in the basket so I can carry him more easily and he’s very happy about it

(via gaay-masturbation)


(via lookgayness)




orlesiantrash:

lifeofaseamonster:

what

It’s a turkey

orlesiantrash:

lifeofaseamonster:

what

It’s a turkey

(via theycallme-jules)


asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(via gay-masturbation)


fantazia3000:

suggestivecacti:

oh my god

the squirrel

is trying to bury

the nut

in the dog’s fur

and the dog is just like

um

excuse me

sorry

but i’m not designed for that

sorry

Hahahaaaa love it 😃😃😃